Bah. Who cares? Cue everyone talking about how they hate her for wearing fur. I just hate her because she sucks.

poor guy had to go to a j.lo concert, somebody better give him a farking hug and a raise. you couldn't pay me to go listen to that crap.

seriously, who goes to a J.Lo CONCERT?
Now that she's pregnant, she doesn't even dance much, and that is her talent!

How dare she kill the poor innocent polyester goats so she can wear those outrageous bat wings. I hope her doorman gets a huge rash for opening the door for this skank.

That butterfly get up is so bogus. There is no excuse, hormones or no.

Wouldn't it be sad if she wasn't pregnant, but just a little fluffy. Or had a tumor. And by sad I mean, who cares?

I just thought of something. If she is pregnant, and Marc Anthony is the father - well, they are clearly creating a zombie nation! Everyone, stock up on canned goods and shotguns!

Will we be promised a confirmation as soon as you know and then simply receive "fetus pictures" about a month later instead?

I LOVE the butterfly getup, you guys just don't understand the metamorphosis and philosophy that is…JLO

BeAd: she is no Mimi, and how dare they try to jock her steeze!

You are so right. Let me take another look and see if I can feel it. Nope, I'm still getting that, Silence Of The Lambs, vibe. Her glow is just lost on the masses.

put the lotion in the basket

Quid pro quo, JLo!!

Put the Glo By JLo for JLo By JLo, in the basket. There will be none of that cut rate Britney Spears products up in this basket. I'll cut you.

She's going to be on Goodmoring America tomorrow. Let's have an asswatch. I'll start taking bets. What's the point, really. JLo will out as Halle, she's got a head start on all the pregnant stars. She has an, ass up, if you will.

You ladies are farking hilarious…let's start a world wide tour with our comedy…Juju you can wear the butterfly cape, I'd like to borrow Britney's VMA outfit

Ass up? Just the way i like my hoes.

her nostrils are huge

What?

No WAY. I don't want Peta spray painting me with their mockery. I really want to wear one of Misha's frocks with some keds. No…….I want to wear something from Chris Crockers closet.

Her boots are bugging me. Boots that far over the knee shouldn't have low heels.

I don't know, someone pop in Pretty Woman to see how high a heel on a boot like that should be.

I keep writing comments, but they don't even make sense to me. I think I need to take a break for a while until I can get my head in a more functioning state.

I'm going to have to side with Kitchy here. If you go that far you need the heel or you just look like a wrestler. Unless that was the look she was going for? In that case, Bravo, JLo, mission accomplished.

i love J. Lo. but then again i also love Li Lo. maybe i have a rhyming problem.

I love the Fug Girls @ Go Fug and their commentary on Jlo…good stuff

James how long are you giving LiLo before she relapses? I'm hoping it's for real this time but alas I'm probably wrong

i'm still in shock, i thought for sure li.lo would be at hyde friday night.

http://www.impawards.com/1990/....._woman.jpg

Pretty Woman poster. The heel's a good inch higher. And even that looks too low.

Those women need some lessons from Posh. 5 inches or go home.

Kitch: that is true, but remember, in the 90's it was all about grunge and square toes. So that is, for the time, pretty high!

Poor Marc- when she wants to be on top he is going to be very sorry that he impregnated his Latina wife's curvacious womb.

I want to see Salma Hayek- girlfriend put on some pounds carrying her little bundle of ugliness. I think she's laying low until the 5 week NutriSystem trial is over.

Unless her breasts exploded when her breasts started milk production.

Salma actually didn't put on much weight, she just had enormous breasts and a high belly. If you look at pictures of her in the few weeks before she gave birth, she barely even bloated in her face and arms.

"James how long are you giving LiLo before she relapses? I’m hoping it’s for real this time but alas I’m probably wrong."

how long? you kidding me, adequite? she probably had her assistant sneak in blow every other day into rehab in her vajayjay…Li Lo is not a quitter. that's why i love her.

You know LiLo loves her coke all vaggey

That's why I'm getting a pouch installed in my lady area. So much easier than digging aroudn in a purse. Just watch, everybody is going to want one.

I think I saw that on nip/tuck juju…that show is so innovative

I'm just trendy like that. I'm also planning on getting some bionic legs so I can be taller and jump 20 feet.

anyone ever see that "law & order: criminal intent" where a woman would snort cocaine…through her vagina???!! apparently you ladies have many uses for that thing. who knew?

i certainly didn't want to!

how do you snort coke through the vajayjay? why doesn't LiLo just do that?

lord, i'm picturing juju being pulled over by a police officer for speeding…and her pulling her license & registration out of a pouch in her vajayjay. i guess this is all part of god's plan for us all.

"how do you snort coke through the vajayjay?"

Reverse queef.

I thought that thing could only expel air out. I did not know it could also breathe it in. All these years I've been choking it. Please forgive me.

"how do you snort coke through the vajayjay? why doesn’t LiLo just do that?"

i guess people snort coke through the nose because our nose is lined with thin membranes and whatever we stick up there goes directly into our blood stream. same goes for the vajayjay and actually your, er, rectum as well. it's a quick way to get high…if you don't mind pulling your pants down in front of company and sticking a finger in your hole/holes (i don't mind 'cause that's how we gays say hello).

"(i don’t mind ’cause that’s how we gays say hello)."

BAHAHAHA

That's not really SNORTING it via the hello kitties. That's merely inserting it.

I smell, Frank. Frank, is that you?

Are we having Commies today?

I want to see the Commies so badly it hurts.

I've made my peace with the Commies (insert trademark here). It was an honor to previously win a couple. I'm just a washed up old has been now.

I just want to know if I've maintained my streak or if Bunnie's going to ruin my life.

It could go either way. Well, duh. But he may think we believe he's going to fake us out and choose the underdog.

But looking at the post so far I think he will stay true to his roots.

Then I shall have to be prepared to cry.

Tears on my pillow
Pain in my heart
Caused by you

i think your vajayjay will win a commie, juju. i hope it thanks you when it does…

juju, my husband says i should keep my keys in there, he calls it my natural pocket. trademark the name now. ;)

is "pussy pouch" too vulgar? as in "i wish i had that prada pussy pouch like britney and juju!" i assume you can have the vajayjay custom designed. zac posen better get on this, stat!!

just don't bedazzle it, i imagine it would be uncomfortable.

a post-op trannie would really know how to pimp a vajayjay…

I feel like maybe you should start with some decoupage instead of say, a tatoo. I want the ability to change up my pussy pocket.

Jen is glowing and looking really good. She’s wanted to have children for quite awhile and it looks like she got her wish. She’s unveiled a whole wardrobe of loose clothes, no longer dances like a Fly Girl on stage, and so far refuses to announce she is expecting. I figure she does not want to jinx herself after trying so hard to have children. Look at all the media attention she is getting while on tour. Keeping everyone guessing is a great way to stay in the spotlight.