The New York Daily News reports today that Yankee cheater Alex Rodriguez sometimes wears a fake mustache to avoid being recognized while visiting his mistresses. Fortunately, the paper gives no indication as to what type of mustache, thereby allowing us to do our favorite thing in the whole Internet: goof off in MS Paint.
Whenever I see pictures of A-Rod, I feel like I’m looking at him in Technicolor (seriously, what is up with his skin tone?), how could a fake mustache make any kind of difference?
I’d argue that it’s his technicolor-highlighted hair with the eighties-thinned sides. All he needs are little stripes shaved into his eyebrows and Hammer pants to complete the look.
You forgot the Rollie - http://www.eschmidt.com/Rollie%20Fingers%202.jpg
No dirty sanchez?
Is it unacceptable to say he borrowed his sister’s lipliner for #5?
Srsly I’m starting to think that was racist. Sorry, I take it back.
Does he wear foundation? ‘Cause is sure looks like it.
that was retarded, lazy, and terribly done.
and i am sad for caring.