We're Partial to 'The Pink Flamingo'

The New York Daily News reports today that Yankee cheater Alex Rodriguez sometimes wears a fake mustache to avoid being recognized while visiting his mistresses. Fortunately, the paper gives no indication as to what type of mustache, thereby allowing us to do our favorite thing in the whole Internet: goof off in MS Paint.

Click through for Mollygood’s gallery of A-Rod disguises, none of which really disguise A-Rod.

The Dali

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Jul 9, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 Twiddles says:

Whenever I see pictures of A-Rod, I feel like I’m looking at him in Technicolor (seriously, what is up with his skin tone?), how could a fake mustache make any kind of difference?

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 11:36 am
No. 2 Second says:

I’d argue that it’s his technicolor-highlighted hair with the eighties-thinned sides. All he needs are little stripes shaved into his eyebrows and Hammer pants to complete the look.

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 11:57 am
No. 3 outofrange331 says: Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 11:58 am
No. 4 mrs favre says:

No dirty sanchez?

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 12:18 pm
No. 5 sar says:

Is it unacceptable to say he borrowed his sister’s lipliner for #5?

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 1:01 pm
No. 6 sar says:

Srsly I’m starting to think that was racist. Sorry, I take it back.

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 1:17 pm
No. 7 Anne says:

Does he wear foundation? ‘Cause is sure looks like it.

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 3:16 pm
No. 8 chrissy says:

that was retarded, lazy, and terribly done.

and i am sad for caring.

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 5:54 pm
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