Yankee stick-swinger Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia, separated yesterday following a whirlwind of rumors claiming A-Rod has been heading for home plate in late night romps with Madonna. Not one to suffer silently with Valium like a normal trophy wife, Cynthia has reportedly started dating Lenny Kravitz, the overly serious human embodiment of the word "lounge."
Both of the pinch-faced Rodriguez's are currently staying mum about the split, but Cynthia's poor mother did say – and this is not made up – "She is not!" when asked by the Daily News if her daughter was committing adultery with Kravitz.
The couple has TWO CHILDREN and more money than God, all of which we're sure they'll haggle over like rational adults during the divorce proceedings.
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QAAASE34WWS, Sorry, nacho says, hi. I thought Lenny liked his ladies 21 and models?
Actually, they have two children. Regardless, they have some stiff competition if they want to usurp Sheen and Richards as the reigning king and queen of divorce disasters.
She looks like a corpse.
She looks like a bitch.