America's next reality star?
Having used the July 4 holiday weekend to quietly drop her lawsuit against Joe Francis, former Eliot Spitzer call girl Ashley Dupre is working on her next for-profit venture: reality TV show. She’s supposedly in talks with MTV, among other networks, to launch her own dating show, with Dupre becoming the next Tila Tequila as contestants vie to penetrate the Jersey Shore’s finest.
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I'm glad to see that once again MTV has lived up to the mediocrity we've all come to expect from them. Sadly, I'm sure A Shot of Penicillin with Ashley Dupre will be a smash hit.
this reminds me of my horoscope:
Being a Gaucho ain’t what it used to be. Time was you could saunter into Buenos Aires fresh off the pampas, bolo tie pulled up tight, and find yerself some intelligent romantic company. These days you mention Borges or Epictetus and they just stare. When does nostalgia go from pleasant aching feeling to nauseating fever? Right about now, Aquarius. Was anything ever any good?
Just once I'd like to get onto one of those shows so I can be a total asshat to all of the contestants and have everyone hate me. Then when I'm about to be voted off, surprise! I pull out a fork and stab Tila/Ashley/(insert semi-famous person's name here) in the leg and punch her in the face. Then I walk away with a smug smile and am known for the rest of my life as the asshat that stabbed Tila.
Let's make this happen people.
Surely MTV will draw the line at giving an ACTUAL WHORE a dating show, right? Right? *pulls the plug*
GuyS SHE ALREADY HAS a SHoW out. It's JUSt on the interNET.
She DROPPED the LAwSuit and IMMEDiately She released THis:
http://www.trashleydupre.com
WARNING: don't Go TO that LINK if you TOtally HAte PORN!