Awesome!
I've been wondering how widespread these Paris spams are. It's getting to the stage where i eagerly check my spam folder upon waking to see what new headline i get! I've had some corkers including Paris' hexed vagina and my favourite: Paris reads Dostoyevsky! Haven't had this one though.

I'll bet a fattened Christmas goose that Paris can't even pronounce Dostoyevsky.

This evening i had one: Paris visits Rwanda, Rwandans panic for vaccinations. I swear i'm gonna start collecting 'em.

I'd pay to see Paris Hilton covered in excrement. Let what's on the inside show on the outside.

The only way you could get Paris to even try to pronounce Dostoyevsky would be to create a Dostoyevsky clothing line and convince the fuckwit that Dostoyevsky clothing is a must-have part of any narcissistic heiress's wardrobe. And reassure that The Idiot isn't about anyone in her family.