You know that guy you run into at bars that turns every question to sex? You're just trying to have a drink and momentarily forget that your subprime mortgage is about to turn you into a hobo and this guy just keeps asking about your nether regions. Well, The Advocate's Brandon Voss is that guy and he lets loose on actor Adrien Brody in the magazine's latest installment of "Big Gay Following" or as we like to call it, "The Last Gay Media Interview This Person Will Ever Do."
Here's the business:
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I consider it karma for him molesting Halle.
Even Stevens now, Adrien.
@ no. 1: True.
He is HAWT. If that disqualifies me from a Commie, well, so be it. I never get Commies anymore anyway, so also:
FIRST!!!!!!11111!!!!! LOL, LMAO, ROFL!!11111!!!1
That Dude has a big Gay following? Doesn't do anything for me, and I am not picky at all. I don't even know who he is. Never saw the Halle molestation, so I can't judge him on that. Those questions were rude though…with that being said, if he is so worried about rumors, why is he agreeing to an interview with the advocate? Those guys can be brutal.
This is the kind of "journalism" that made me stop reading The Advocate. Or even picking it up in Barnes and Noble. It and Genre have become about as vapid as US and OK! magazines when it comes to celebrity interviews and fashion news.
And it bears mentioning they've tightly focused their target demographics towards physically flawless urban professional, social-climbing coke-and-label whores whose insanely rich disposable incomes allow them to keep one place in New York and another in the Ft. Lauderdale/Miami area, a third in Provincetown and another in Palm Springs.
Which definitely lets me out, fortunately.
Well, this is disappointing. I used to steal my friend's copies of The Advocate before he was done reading them, risking his wrath - because it used to be that good. It looks like things have changed. I would never risk my friend's wrath for this crapola.
Hey Molly. The "last page" of many magazines is typically silly, all-in-good-fluff. Plenty of other celebs, male and female, have taken the questions all in good stride. (Will Arnett among them.) Brody is the only one so far who's been a dick about it.