• David Beckham took off his shirt. No, there's not really a story there. Just lots and lots of photos. [JustJared]

• Christina Aguilera isn't a stripper she just plays one in the movies. And in her videos. And in magazines. And in live performances. [WWTDD]

• Paris Hilton's Album isn't coming out anytime soon. She wants some more time to completely destroy great songs; this time it's Gnarls Barkley "Crazy". [The Superficial]

• You know how fun it is to watch friends fight in public? Now there are some photos of Brooke Burke and David Charvet going at it. Awkward. [Hollywood Rag]

• I always knew that Mary-Kate Olsen had a little Michael Jackson in her. I mean, we've all seen how she gets down. [PITNB]

• Tom Cruise's kids aren't allowed to watch tv or movies. This is most likely to protect them from seeing their father act like a madman and ruin his career. [Best Week Ever]