• Finally, the trailer for the greatest movie of all time. Unforch, there are no snakes on any planes involved. [Defamer]
• Jessica Simpson still acting shady when asked about John Mayer. [X17]
• Only a few more weeks until Ashlee Simpson makes her glorious stage debut in London. It should be…interesting. [DListed]
• Lionel Richie continues to convince himself that Nicole isn't sick. [Junkiness]
• Kevin Federline wouldn't stop to get Britney her final craving before the c-section. I mean, I'm sure he had places to be after dropping her off and those In-N-Out lines can take forever. [Page Six]
• Despite containing Jude Law, I'm so glad that All the Kings Men got it's first good review. [A Socialite's Life]
• Listen, Tom Cruise, Moby is, like, really disappointed in you. [BWE]
• Mena Suvari finally found a way for people to remember she attended an event: dressing like an a-hole. [Celebrity Nation]
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Britney had major abdominal surgery…she knew she wasn't supposed to eat beforehand. That dumbass she's married to actually did the right thing.
yeah i found that out when I had my c- sections! It sucked. I was so hungry!