• Oh I get it, Shery Crow is being leather for Halloween. [DListed]

• Hard to remember controversy when he's so damn cute. [Bricks and Stones]

• Mischa Barton auditions for hair band groupie. [A Socialite's Life]

• Paris doesn't stop with pot in her teddy bears. Don't even ask where she keeps her used condom collection. [BWE]

• Vincent Gallo is the Madonna of hipsters, can't steal orphan dig addled teen waif, must steal Cobrasnake's. [Junkiness]

• Keanu Reeves is just like any other hobo on the street with coffee, only he's got china. [Splash]

• Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards on the same screen. Stop fantasizing…it's some lame romantic comedy. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Beyonce visits Australian Zoo, just to see some living things more trapped than she is. [PopSugar]