• This is the best video ever. Watch it. Love it. Thank god there was no freak gasoline fight that ruined the careers of these strapping young men. [BWE]

• Dude, stop being so wrong, CNN. Madonna's rep denies baby adoption. [Us Weekly]

• Cindy Crawford and Pam Anderson take their lucky, lucky men to Hyde. Who knew what a show they'd be in for. [PopSugar]

• Must you, Mariah? [Egotastic]

• Christina Milian is cute, has two cute dogs. I'm sure she'd sell you one; I hear she's pretty strapped for cash these days. [The Bastardly]

• Mel Gibson is back on the Jesus Juice. [WWTDD]

• An American Idol loser is super vain. Guess which one. [CityRag]

• Tom Cruise wants his lady to have strong, strong arms and a toned back. [Yeeeah]

• Stripper shoes on anyone else are suddenly adorable on Christina Aguilera. [Smart]

• Mischa and Nicole are sad that they didn't get any attention today, have a fued. [A Socialite's Life]