• I always thought of Star Jones as more of a Shar-Pei than a fish, but this certainly works. [Gallery of the Absurd]

• At least we know what Rosie O'Donnell thinks that Star Jones is most certainly not: Beyonce. [Jossip]

• Superman Returns' first numbers are decent, not great, and certainly not fake Aquaman. [PopSugar]

• Even Britney wants Kevin to shut the hell up. Marriage is awesome! [The Bosh]

• Leonardo DiCaprio loves doing drugs, or at least pretending to. Enter, Electic Kool-Aid Acid Test. [PopWatch]

• Avril Lavigne is completely drug free and so are all her friends. How punk rock is that?!? [Derek Hail]

• Imagine driving down the highway and seeing Boy George picking up trash on the side of the road. Hundred car pile-up in the making. [OMG Blog]

• There aren't really words, Jodie Marsh. There aren't really words. And is this really okay for the premiere of a kids movie? [Goldenfiddle]