• Jessica Simpson and Kristin Cavallari are, like, so enemies. Or as much of enemies as either of their heads can understand. [OAN]

• Paris Hilton cries when she listens to her own CD. So do the rest of us, Paris, so do the rest of us. [CNN]

• Perhaps we can lure Osama Bin Laden out of hiding with promises of Whitney Houston. Houston's rep responded to this request: Hell to the Yes. [Junkiness]

• Pete Doherty missed his own wedding this weekend to Kate Moss. You expect that man to go to Fiji? Baby steps here, people. There's no way he's clean enough to be boarding any planes anytime soon. [DListed]

• Butterscotch Stallion, Owen Wilson, less than pleased for his links to Kate Hudson's divorce. Man, he's no fun when he's angry. [PopSugar]

• Heidi Klum knows what we want, more, more more babies. Okay, just more pregnancy. [A Socialite's Life]

• When did Elisha Cuthbert become an old peasant grandmother? [ICYDK]