• A short story: Angelina talked, everyone listened. The end. [DListed]

• Who would you rather bang: Angelina or Borat? [PopSugar]

• Tina Fey talked some shit about Paris Hilton on Howard Stern. Who's the Mean Girl now? I think she's on Team Lindsay. [CityRag]

• WTF? 25$ for a ticket to Dreamgirls? I'll just see Happy Feet thrice (I have the face of an 11-year-old) thankyouverymuch. [BWE]

• Colin Farrell, who knows if he's joking! No one! The accent gets me every time. [Junkiness]

• There's GQ's Lindsay and then there's this Lindsay. Choose your own Lohadventure. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

• Maybe Kristin Cavallari's Facebook. Check it out while anyone even remembers who she is. [DrunkenStepfather]