• When they think about you they touch themselves. [CityRag]

• Matthew McConaughey is always the dude you want at the bar….because he'll pay to keep it open. [PopSugar]

• Lohan's are now in the running to become America's Next Top Vaginal Armpits. [Egotastic]

• Angelina didn't fall for Brad because of his dancing…but she could have. [DListed]

• Are you not watching The OC? Here's three reasons you should be. [Bastardly]

• Little Kravitz is hottt. [INO]

• Heidi just slides 'em right out these days. I'm sorry. [A Socialite's Life]

• Elisha Cuthbert, worried that big fame will pass her by, takes role as Paris' BFF for a week [BWE]

• The Jolie-Pitts will totes win Family Fear Factor.