• Cameron Diaz goes for the dark hair to match her nasty attitude. [TMZ]

• H to the Hot Pants, J to the Z-ee…I'm not very good at that. [DListed]

• Ever want to get your hands on a picture of Michael Jackson frolicking with Peter Pan and Rainbows? Today is your lucky day. [The Superficial]

• Planetary system to Pluto: You're Fired. [Junkiness]

• Okay, so these pictures of Brody Jenner and Nicole Richie friends as kids are pretty f-ing adorable. [Perez Hilton]

• Get a glimpse into David Spade's life: Heather Locklear's undies. [A Socialite's Life]

• Bill Clinton has become any other old man, he falls asleep in public and probably drools on that clueless kid next to him. [BWE]

• Hey Michael Lohan, I think Katie Holmes is stealing your ideas. At least she finally has a way to communicate. [GotA]

• Speaking of which, tonight will probably be the last night I accept submissions in the MollyGood Michael Lohan Prison Art Revampimation Contest (in which everyone is a winner). So knock a few back and get on that paint program, darlings. [MollyGood]