Afternoon Clean Up: Don't worry boys, Lance has enough love to go around

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• Matt McConaughey may have lost the part of Lance Armstrong to Jake, but he'll never lose the title of Extra Special Miami Work-Out Buddy. [Splash]

• Paris Hilton was possibly illegally accessing Lohan's voicemail. Way to run a tight ship, SpoofCard.com. [Celebrity Nation]

• Jessica Simpson was denied kissing access to Britney's belly. That square acre is for K-Fed's mouth only. [US Weekly]

• The case against keeping Heidi Klum pregnant at all times. [Faded Youth]

• Dancing with the denying-male-pattern-baldness-by-shaving-my-head Joey Lawrence. [Dlisted]

• I'm not sure, but I think Angelina Jolie was a lot hotter before she was photoshopeed into a mannequin. [The Deli]

• At least if Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis are really living together and doing it, they're keeping their nastiness well-contained. [A Socialite's Life]

• SNL slims down by getting rid of Horatio Sanz (among others). Zing! [Junkiness]

Aug 23, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 25 Responses
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    Comments (25)

    No. 1 Erin says:

    I vote we rename Matt, Lance, and Jake "the super secret gay club"…just a suggestion.

    Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    No. 2 Erin says:

    I vote we rename Matt, Lance, and Jake the super secret circle of "friends"…just a suggestion.

    Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    No. 3 Erin says:

    I vote we rename Matt, Lance, and Jake the super secret circle of "friends"…just a suggestion.

    Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    No. 4 erin says:

    sorry for the repeats, it kept saying "error" & I didn't think it went through.

    Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    No. 5 Marley says:

    Let's name the Matt, Lance, and Renee club to "Redneckin' TX"

    Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    No. 6 jill says:

    where can we get more info on this whole Horatio/SNL thing?

    Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    No. 7 Molly says:

    Sorry about that! Link fixed.

    Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    No. 8 Jude says:

    LOL @ Angelina Jolie being a terminator. Heh That tickled me.
    She looks really weird there

    Is there any doubt that Matt is having sex with Lance?

    Posted: Aug 24, 2006 at 8:00 am
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