Afternoon Clean Up: Eternal Orthodonture of the Spotless Dunst

• I don’t wanna say anything, but maybe Kirsten Dunst should buckle down and visit a dentist. [WWTDD]

• Jessica Simpson is tired of being alone. Nick Lachey’s album sales, on the other hand, are not tired of his loneliness. [PopSugar]

• Don’t you worry about Stavros Niarchos, judging from this photo he’s managed to find a girl drunker than Paris. [Hollywood Rag]

• Keanu Reeves heard the scruffy look is in and finally got vindication for years of sporting the look. [JustJared]

• What, you don’t think you need to see Brian Austin Green being fondled by his girlfriend at lunch? For shame. [Drunken Stepfather]

• Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger’s scuffle was just a misunderstanding. A drunken, middle-aged, has-been misunderstanding. [The Bosh]

May 25, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 2 Responses

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Comments (2)

No. 1 Marley says:

Thank GOD! It's about time the teeth were recognized. Molly Represents

Posted: May 25, 2006 at 4:51 pm

No. 2 Shasta McNasty says:

I think a little lazy eye would add a lot to the look.

Posted: May 26, 2006 at 11:08 am