• Jealous of the attention Jake was getting, Matthew McConaughey got his boys involved. [CityRag]

• Even when she's just giving advice on how to lose baby weight, Gwyneth Paltrow still seems condescending. [Celebrity Nation]

• Nicole Richie's new man climbed out of the kind porn your parents used to watch when they were kids, put on her sunglasses, and decided he was "in touch with the youth" by wearing a Girls Gone Wild. T-Shirt. Swoon. [Teddy & Moo]

• Just think, without the wonder of Reality TV, we wouldn't have this video of a dude masturbating. Sigh. [BWE]

• Could Heidi Klum be any more adorable? [PopSugar]

• Lohan's lying. About everything. It just makes me feel so used. [Hot Momma Drama]

• Dear Britney, your child is too young to drive. Yes, even those mini cars. [Splash]

• Justin and Cameron brought their sexy to Africa, got dissed. [A Socialite's Life]

• Kelly Osborne gets laid on a regular basis. [DrunkenStepfather]