• Christina Aguilera looks hot in The Advocate magazine. [HotMommaDrama]

• Tara Reid and her extensions of death are D-Nied entrance to Hyde. It's like a car wreck you can't stop watching. [TMZ]

• Matthew Broderick injured himself falling off a horse. And no, this is not a story about his sex life with Sarah Jessica Parker. [DListed]

• Maggie Gyllenhaal loves herself some Ben Stiller. [Junkiness]

• As much as women would like Brad Pitt to be more involved in their Morning After Pill rituals, he's gonna have to pass on that. [A Socialite's Life]

• After the party (Emmy Awards) were the after parties. [PopSugar]

• Speaking of the Emmys, Steve Carrell was sweating like a 40-year-old virgin about to lose it. [BWE]

• Want to feel a little better about that post-weekend booze bloat? Here are some renditions of celebs plus some serious lbs. [Velvet Hot Tub]