• Dear Britney, missed you at the reunion. Good luck with your million babies. Love, Justin and Christina. [ICYDK]
• Now Bam Margera says he did stick it to Jessica Simpson. And Steve-o masturbated on Nicole Richie's back. Charming. [CityRag]
• Never let it be said that InTouch will not take the exploitive route. Never. [Jossip]
• Borat will be on the cover of Vanity Fair. They know he's a character, right? [BWE]
• Is Clay Aiken gay? Read between the fabulous lines. [DListed]
• Lohan is back on the whole moving to London schtick. Just do it, I promise we won't mind. [Egotastic]
• Don't worry Gwyneth, we won't steal your babies soul. No reason to smash his face in. [PopSugar]
• I hope that Angelina bought the Banksy piece where live roaches are crawling on the altered Paris Hilton CD. [A Socialite's Life]
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JUSTIN TEMBERLAKE IS SO SEXY. HE WILL NEVER BE UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!