• Oh, looks like there's a new necrophiliac in town. [PopSugar]

• Lindsay Lohan cuddly like a panda, but boy does she have nails. [GotA]

• You should go here and watch the new Tenacious D video (and I guess there's all sort of shit to download and play with cause it's Spankin New Music Week on MTV, but I find it to be the most poorly organized website ever). [MTV]

• Janet isn't mad at Justin, but that won't stop her from being a little passive aggressive. [People]

• I'm not sure the best way to ingratiate the world to the new James Bond is to have him drink beer rather than martinis. [Celebitchy]

• Paris has been officially charged with her DUI. So now can we see the mugshot? [TMZ]

• Chris Klein takes a break from staring at himself in the mirror long enough to deny that Suri is really his kid. Bribery smells so sweet. [DListed]

• Cocaine in a can verdict: It's awesome. If you're into chest burning and generally feeling crazy. [BWE]