• Now let's see how long it is before some magazine is calling Lara a heifer. [US Weekly]
• Laugh at Colin Farrell's dance lessons all you want, but he could probably still kill you with one pinky finger. [PITNB]
• Okay, I give up, help save Screech's house so that I can stop having to read about this dump t-shirt campaign. [DListed]
• Even Anderson Cooper is enamored with Angelina Jolie. There's not even anything you can say wrong about that bitch. [Jossip]
• Happy 44th Birthday to Paula Abdul, everyone's favorite pill-popping emotional wreck. Take an extra percocet tonight, you deserve it, honey. [Popwatch]
• Kate Moss should probably just keep her hands away from her nose at all times, it just plain looks bad. [Bastardly]
• Does anyone even really want to see another Paris Hilton sex tape or read her diaries? I never thought I'd say this, but let the girl have some privacy. [Faded Youth]
Editor
Dude! Have you ever checked out Katie Moss's teeth? She never smiles down the runway or while stripping to Calvin Klein's photographer. And I know why…
The plague of British teeth.
Don't get me wrong, I know dentistry has come a long way in our motherland. I love the British, and I think Kate is great, so don't send any hate mail to Molly. She doesn't deserve it.
Shit! I forgot to comment on Kate trying to hide her teeth in the picture: Look at her. You know she loves to rub blow on those teeth after a good snort. The numbness can never dull the pain of a bad smile.
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