• Oh right, Madonna got her assistant to deliver new baby with latest crate of Kaballah water. [DListed]

• Why is Paris being nice to everyone? It makes me feel funny inside. [PopSugar]

• Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly are going their separate famousish ways. To think, she seemed so thrilled about him last week. [Us Weekly]

• K-Fed Bodyslam: The Remix. Not sick of seeing this yet. [BWE]

• Kinda famous rapper, Fabolous, was shot outside of Diddy's restaurant. Speaking of which, Diddy's album drops today. Pret-ty convenient timing, just saying. [Jossip]

• ..But her thighs are fantastic!! [CityRag]

• Tom Cruise's older kids want Tom to marry Katie, because without her he's just go back to their Scientology education. [A Socialite's Life]

• Now I see why it's been so long since Avril Lavigne recorded an album. Booze waits for no woman. [Bastardly]