• Remember Heidi singing from this morning? Yeah…I know you were just hoping she had plans to release a single. It's your lucky day. And it's coming this week. Whaaaa? [HollyScoop]

• Dear Beyonce, Pink hates your ass. Do you care? Mmmm, thought not. Please return to your previously scheduled champagne and fur coat cocktail. [Yeeeah]

• Leanne Rimes digs up last week's scandal. [DListed]

• It's like the First Wives Club, only without the fun of Bette Midler or Goldie Hawn or Diane Keaton. Okay, it's nothing like the FWC. [PITNB]

• Who wears short shorts? [CityRag]

• Eva Longoria may not have her lesbian movie with Beyonce, but she'll always have those hein sunglasses. [A Socialite's Life]

• The Internet wants its fucking car or it's never speaking to you again. [BWE]

• Youuuu guyyyssss, Renee Zellweger is, like, totally sorry about that whole silly marriage to Kenny Chesney thing. Now share a pint of ice cream with her and listen to her whine all about it. [Junkiness]