• Mel Gibson is finally ready to talk about his "incident." [Hollyscoop]
• Dina Lohan and George Clooney, a match made in her completely delusional head. [DListed]
• Ashlee Simpson: More Olsen every day. [Celebrity Nation]
• Janet Jackson is thinking of dropping $30 million on an apartment, but isn't there a family member who could really use some help in the money department? [A Socialite's Life]
• Eva Mendes, honey, your dress is bunched up a little…no…a little more….even more…fuck it, the whole front is messed. [Bastardly]
• Please don't pop my perfect little Project Runway bubble, please. [BWE]
• Justin Timberlake will not be shaking his thang up on stage in ten years. I think there are some other aging rockers out there who could take some advice from this young buck. [PopSugar]
Editor
ASHLEE, ASHLEE, ASHLEE, I don't want to her about that old bitch Janet Jackson, or Eva Mendes sorry ass, I can see those tramp on T.V. on access HollyWood. ( The only show I watch because Ashlee might be featured, that or Married with Children, Ed O'neil: A white man that doesn't suck! My sister met him on the set of 8 simple rules.) I only want to hear about Ashlee from now on. Failure to comply will result in "SHITS!!" and "FUCKS!!"
All the Jews in my Synagogue are like " Fuck Mel Gibson, he is Antisemetic! I'll never see another Mel Gibson movie!" WHOA, HOLD ON A MINUTE. Do we really want to live a life without Mel? I mean he made some pretty damn good movies. one that comes to mind is LETHAL WEAPON. I love movies where shit gets blown up, and people get shot! I wish they had have scrapped the hour of storyline and just concentrate more on the explosions.
Look, I am not a big fan of whitey, but what are you going to do? I watch movies with White people in it ( mostly because that is all that is available ) because movies like the barber shop and get rich or die trying are full of shit. I thought Mel Gibson WAS JEWISH! Or at least, half. The point is, you don't have to agree with the man's view points to love his movies. I think it is kind of funny he hates Jews…doesn't offend me in the least.