• Michelle Rodriguez loves prison almost as much as she loves her short shorts! [DListed]

• Naomi Campbell caught wind of the hottest trend since Anorexia '05 and wants a baby of her own (to throw things at). [A Socialite's Life]

• Available soon at a Toys R Us near you: Babies First Scandal, so your infant can feel as special as Shiloh. [Gallery of the Absurd]

• So all this press about Russell Crowe being Mr. Nice Guy is a load of crap? It sounded a bit fishy. [Celebitchy]

• Petra Namcova caught James Blunt's eye, as she walked on by, and he could tell by her face…that she was, fucking smoking. [Egotastic]

• Kate Moss moves from a hardcore drug addict boyfriend to a hardcore sex addict boyfriend. I guess that's a step in the right direction. [Faded Youth]

• Angelina covered up her Billy Bob tattoo with the coordinates of her children's birthplaces. Expect copycat tats of where people were when they learned of Shiloh's birth. [US Weekly]