• Mischa Barton is a shitty client, but she looks nice in a dress. I guess you take what you can get. [DListed]

• I asked this Bob Dylan guy to be my MySpace friend. I hope I get the add cause his music sounds super emo-tastic. [MySpace via BWE]

• Just when you thought he couldn't get more desperate, David Hasselhoff is offering his goods to Kate Beckinsale. [PopSugar]

• Up until recently I lived very close to Matt Damon. It's probably for the best that I didn't knew that earlier. [NY Mag]

• The Find The Hottest Picture of Britney Before She Tanked competition. [CollegeHumor via CityRag]

• Yeah, life sort of sucks as the Other Knowles Sister. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Dave Navarro has moved on to Jenna Jameson, cause Carmen Elektra just wasn't porn-y enough. [Star]

• While another MTV couple, the Barkers, prepare to Meet the Divorce Lawyers. [People]