• Mischa Barton looks halfway normal, pushes her own baggage cart. It's almost like she's a real person. [VelvetHotTub]
• Everyone's real pleased Keira Knightly isn't anorexic, other than her relatives, who maybe aren't all that jazzed to have their family eating disorder history publicly aired. [Junkiness]
• Michael Jackson: Crazier and crazier with every passing day. [DListed]
• Madonna's H&M ads almost make it seem like she would shop there. Almost, but not really. [JustJared]
• Completely unsubstantiated rumor of the day: Jay-Z and Beyonce got married this weekend? [Jossip]
• Turns out rappers aren't as into Build-A-Bear workshops as they are Louis Vuitton. Maybe if you could dress the bear in LV, then we'd be talking. [BWE]
• Fair's fair in celebrity naught bits peeking out. Here's an unfortunate Andy Roddick shorts situation. [Faded Youth]
• Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are back on, never let it be said she doesn't like 'em trashy. [PopSugar]
• Looks like Shiloh really tuckered little Kingston Stefani-Rossdale out. [Smart.]
Editor
My day's complete! Thx for the shot of Andy's turtle peekin outta its shell. Nurses see lots of them, but seein one on the 'naughty' is sooo different! Yum!