• Britney giggles like the schoolgirl we all wish she still (or ever) was. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Eva Longoria successfully parlays recent time apart into marriage proposal. Well Played. [DListed]

• OMG! OMG! Can't you like NOT WAIT to see th Angelina Jolie Vogue Cover?!?? What? You don't care. Me neither. [JustJared]

• 50 Cent is about to learn that you do not mess with the Oprah. [Us]

• Jessica Simpson is so thrilled to be on the set of her new movie! [Yeeeah]

• I'm probably a bad person for wanting Cameron's shoes. [FabSugar]

• Reese Witherspoon has decided to live her life outside of the confines of modern society so everyone around her must too. [A Socialite's Life]

• Jason Alexander (the not-famous one) will not let go of his "relationship" with Britney Spears. Not as long as there's possible money, at least. [BWE]