Afternoon Clean Up: Orlando Bloom may be better looking in wax

• The Johnny Depp wax figure is pretty spot-on, but the Keira Knightly one is way off. Don't they know her jaw is more epic than that? [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Jeff Goldblum skews young, and apparently skeletal, with Nicole Richie. [WWTDD]

• Jessica Simpson and Zach Braff? Indie girls everywhere die a slow death at the concept of their leader pursuing the cheerleader they could never be. [Perez Hilton]

• Heather Locklear can't learn from her own mistakes, replaces ex-husband Richie Sambora tattoo with very new boyfriend David Spade-based tat. Genius. [Popbytes]

• The Emmy nominations are out, and apparently cancellation is the new key to success. [PopWatch]

• Please start calling Lindsay Lohan by her Kaballah name: Rose. As pure and gentle as she is. [Velvet Hot Tub]

Jul 6, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 2 Responses

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Tagged: David Spade, Heather Locklear, Jeff Goldblum, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Kabbalah, Keira Knightly, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Orlando Bloom, Richie Sambora, Zach Braff

Comments (2)

No. 1 celebitchy says:

D0esn't the Keira Knightley wax version look like a female impersonator?

Posted: Jul 6, 2006 at 10:10 pm