• The Kinkajou is still having the last laugh as Paris Hilton goes to get Rabies shots. [X17]

• Mischa Barton rocks this falls hottest fashion accessory: the limp stuffed animal. [Smart]

• Eva Longoria loves facials. No official stance on pearl necklaces. [Junkiness]

• Comedy is tragedy plus distance. Like…uh…is 2 days enough? [BWE]

• Pamela Anderson finally learned how to do her own make-up. Dressing herself in anything other than white sweats and hooker clothes, though, is another story entirely. [DListed]

• Ellen gave K-Fed a mini-motorcycle (so SP can endanger his own life, obvs) and a little pink jacket. Confirming that it's a lil Britney? [JustJared]

• Maybe Jessica Simpson has finally found a man who operates on her mental level. [PopSugar]

• Jay-Z reportedly gave Beyonce a car for her birthday. A beautiful car for him to drive her around in. [BringingBloggingBack]