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• Lindsay Lohan's not posing, she just loves to box with side boob faced towards the paparazzi. [WWTDD]
• After five days of breath-holding, Rob Schnieder finally comes out with a statement on the Melgate. [BWE]
• I'm not sure I would let Jim Carey near my precious hair with scissors. [CityRag]
• Never let it be said that Ryan Adams doesn't defend his ladyfolk, and write hundreds of songs about them. Hourly. [Jossip]
• No matter how many flowers her dress may have on it, Hilary Swank will never be dainty. [Teddy and Moo]
• Scarlett Johansson beats the heat with ice cream, dressing for a bygone era. [JustJared]
• Jessica Simpson figured out that she needed to leave Nick through the words of Patty Griffith, and the penis of Johnny Knoxville. [HotMommaDrama]



"No matter how many flowers her dress may have on it, Hilary Swank will never be dainty."
Another retarded comment pulled out of your ass. If you can't write something INTERESTING or ENTERTAINING, don't post it on your site. That has got to be one of the lamest posts I've ever seen; it defines 'scraping the bottom of the barrel'. And judging by your 'picture' in your banner, you're fat and you look a whole lot like Chastity Bono. Feminine? Uh, you're in no position to judge, Moll. You look like a dyke gym teacher.
Holy hell! This is the second out of control comment I've seen you post Tajue. You need to relax kiddo. Its fun to talk shit about celebrities, not awesome, witty, beautitul non-celebrity bloggers like our dear Molly (if Molly becomes famous in her own right, there might be more leeway here).
I am also confused. You obviously aren't upset about the implied ideal that all women in Hollywood be dainty and comply to strict gender norms, as you call the svelte Molly "fat" and dykie. You also don't seem to be a H. Swank lover upset about the target of the critic. I can only conclude that you are actually an alias for some seriously unfunny blogger like Perez and are here trying to intimidate the competition. You are unfunny AND mean. go away.
I'm going to protect my fav untalented blogger from all the evil doers. I don't have any real friends, so when somebody is mean to my pretend friend, I get all pissy.
P.S. I have rickets.
molly added me on myspace. molly's my friend. right? right, molly!? and I don't see why rickets are anything to be ashamed of. we are enemies tajue.
"molly added me on myspace."
OhmyGod! Did she really? Can I get your autograph? I neet it, because somebody as easily impressed, pathetic and desperate for a 'connection' as you are, doesn't come around every day. Oh hell, yeah. Wow, you have a blogger buddy on myspace. You are indeed special. You're probably the only person who has one.
Do you see how your comments keep builidng bigger-badder Kangs?! Why must you instigate? Tajue, (am I correct in mentally pronoucing you in the Chinese "Tah-jew-ay" or are you going for the hispanic "tah-hu-ay"?) you know me too well. Why must you stick your dagger in my most tender spot? The spot that longs for live human friendship? Do you not realize that my need for companionship and love when poked and proded with taunting and threats might become a need for inflicting pain? You are already my enemy, do not test my ability to find you, do not insult me or my molly futher.
Do you see how your comments keep builidng bigger-badder Kangs?! Why must you instigate? Tajue, (am I correct in mentally pronoucing you in the Chinese "Tah-jew-ay" or are you going for the hispanic "tah-hu-ay"?) you know me too well. Why must you stick your dagger in my most tender spot? The spot that longs for live human friendship? Do you not realize that my need for companionship and love when poked and proded with taunting and threats might become a need for inflicting pain? You are already my enemy, do not test my ability to find you, do not insult me or my molly futher…and yes, I'm a little drunk.
Ahem. Tajue=moron.
Molly=funny. That is all.
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