• Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn shop for hats, which is boring other than the reminder that Project Runway starts tomorrow! [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman still seeing each other on the sly? How does he have time, what with his rigorous Lance and Matt bike training. [Perez Hilton]

• Mickey Rourke's hair has to succomb to gravity like the rest of his body some time. [Gallery of the Absurd]

• Fresh off the success of Pirates, Keira Knightly announced that she is taking a break from acting. And apparently from shoes as well. [Faded Youth]

• Michael Douglas looks more and more like Joe Simpson every day. Yikes. [CityRag]

• I'd post these pictures of Hilary Duff and Joel Madden, but I worry that you might actually punch through your monitor. [Velvet Hot Tub]