• Did Jessica Alba get breast implants? Or was it double-sided tape? Or childhood illness? Well, that god awkward real quick, didn't it? [WWTDD]
• Ashlee Simpson's face is still totally unsettling. Ugly duckings everywhere need a new role model. [Hollywood Tuna]
• "Hey kids, meet your new daddy, David Spade. He won't molest you for at least a couple more years."–Heather Locklear [Hot Momma Drama]
• No matter what she's doing, even asking an airline employee a question, Nicole Ritchie looks like an idiot. [The Gilded Moose]
• I'm not sure what is more terrifing, Vivica Fox's face or Tyson Beckford's goatee. [Hollywood Rag]
• Always remember, Paris isn't the only Hilton who can get drunk and make a fool out of herself. Nicky does her part, too. [PopSugar]
Editor
I pity younger sis Mz. Ashlee. The only thing that makes me shudder more is Big Daddy Joe-bucks. He really creeps me out!
Jessica Alba doesn't like black people.
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