• Sienna Miller keeps herself relevant by any means necessary. This time, its topless sunbathing. Come on, that is so Aniston years ago. (Click on picture above for uncensored version) [Egotastic]

• We can all breathe easy, there is another suggestive Jessica Simpson photospread on the way. [Faded Youth]

• Listen, it would make Teri Hatcher feel a lot better if you would just tell her that she doesn't need any (more) cosmetic surgery. [WWTDD]

• Joe Simpson is too busy molesting, er, managing his daughters to change his clothes. [PopSugar]

• Paris Hilton likes her thong tan lines. They help her know at what point she should stop pulling up her skirts. [JustJared]

• Janice Dickinson may have slept with a lot of celebrities, but even she could not get past the fortress of the Cosby sweater. [CityRag]