• A picture of Suri Cruise! Or someone has decent Photoshop skills, either way. [PITNB]
• Paris Hilton's Bigfoot-esque qualities lead me to believe she sould retire to the woods for a while. [CityRag]
• While the jury's still out on the acceptability of Cindy Crawford's bralessness, I'm more worried about that god awful hat. [X17]
• The Firecrotch name lives on, at least in Paris Hilton's vernacular. [Defamer]
• In case you're too lazy to seek out nude Denise Richards photos online (hint: it's not too hard), she'll be posing again, this time for charity. [A Socialite's Life]
• Enter the contest to design Janet Jackson's new album cover, but you should probably stay away from any and all wardrome malfunction shots. [Faded Youth]
• Jennifer Aniston wants a Friends reunion. Aw, honey, even Matt LeBlanc thinks that sounds a little desperate. [Popwatch]
• Tori Spelling swings her implants on down to Broadway. [Celebrity Nation]
Editor
Yeah, we'll all fall for this "proof" of Suri's existence. Okay, she exists. By the way, didn't Tom himself say on the Ellen show that she had "LOTS OF DARK, CURLY HAIR"???? and wasn't Leah Remini (a scientologist) quoted as saying she saw the baby some time ago and she has "LOTS OF DARK, STRAIGHT HAIR" ??? So whose BALD baby was kidnapped and plopped into Katie's (er, Kate's) arms for this photo-op?????