• The root of Tara Reid's surgical confusion. [Junkiness]
• What is it plastic surgery PSA day? Ashlee Simpson wants to remind you that it's permanent. [Hollywood Rag]
• Katie Holmes bought a wedding dress, but I originally wrote prom instead of wedding and it took me a few read overs to catch the mistake. Perhaps because prom makes more sense. [Us Weekly]
• This picture of Scarlett Johansson isn't even out in high res yet and it's already causing cardiac arrest. [Egotastic]
• Jay-Z is deemed too vulgar for China, but really I just think they're sick of his retired/unretired shtick. [A Socialite's Life]
• God, it's like Tony and Eva weren't even trying to break up. [PopSugar]
• Finally, Britney doesn't have to actually rub cheez whiz all over herself. [GotA]
• Celebrity couples that will never be, other than in your fantasies. [CityRag]
• I wouldn't put it past Ms. Hilton to actually call herself Paris Hitler on MySpace. [BWE]
Editor
MOLLY, did you mean Paris HITLER? I mean, I could believe you meant hilter, but, I don't see Paris walking around with a sword so…and people criticize my typing errors. Everyone on this site makes typing errors. Cheapskates.
Oh, and, I am really on to white people that are prejudice, that shit doesn't get past me. I never noticed her acting haughty towards blacks in anyway. If you are refering to the time Nicole Richie alleged paris called her a "Big Nigger" let me tell you right now thats Bullshit. I can sum that shit up in a few words. Why would they still be friends? PARIS IS NOT RACIST. JIMMY DEAN IS RACIST. That company knows they're products are high in sodium and cholesterol and that black people buy that shit because it is a good breakfast, but will send you to an early grave, and they still persist in making patties.
Thanks, keeping me on my toes. I try my hardest to avoid typos, but I'm certainly not perfect. I also clarified that link a little, I hope.
SORRY MOLLY for calling you all those names, at the time I thought you and Bush Hater were the same person. Do you live in New York? I notice when I submit posts onto your site there is a 4 hour difference. I Myself live in Redlands California.
Nevermind! I just saw your myspace.
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