• First off, a big good night and good luck to Corynne over at big sib Jossip. Page Six won't know what hit 'em. Or I guess they will, and it's you. The virtual water cooler will be lonely without ya. [Jossip]

• At least if you're going to get arrested trying to get Paris' signature, ask her to sign something funny, like Lindsay Lohan's CD. [X17]

• Straight to internet movie? Ouch, Tara Reid, very, very ouch. [PopBytes]

• Brody Jenner has been spending time getting close to another Laguna blondie, LC. How standard. [PopSugar]

• Justin Timberlake made a really long Gap ad. [DListed]

• Looks like someone forgot all about Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. [Pajiba]

• I'm no expert on drugs, but Paris Hilton's weed looks pretty crappy. [CityRag]

• Ashton knows that the best way to quit smoking is to think about not smoking while still smoking. [A Socialite's Life]

• Imagine Entourage, and then make it completely despicable. Enjoy. [BWE]