• You just know that deep down Pope fancypants loves Madonna. [GOIM]

• Matthew McConaughey achieves victory, over shirts. [The Superficial]

• Nothing says rock star like the divorce papers of Carmen Elektra and Dave Navarro. [Faded Youth]

• Tobey and Leo, like Matt and Lance, only not on roids. [TMZ]

• Whose style does Gwyneth appreciate? Why Nicole Richie, of course. [Hollyscoop]

• The Hoff needs to start looking for love in unexpected places, like Bea Arthur's pants. [BWE]

• You're only cool if you complain about Lohan's on-set antics. [Celebrity Nation]

• When Perez fights with Tara Reid, no one wins. [Perez Hilton]

• Tyra Banks looks like she could eat Nicole Richie for lunch. [DListed]