• Nick Lachey gets Vanessa Minnillo all wet. Yeah, had to go there. [WWTDD]

• Nicole Richie and DJ AM getting back together again is still less interesting than the crazy guy standing in front of them in these pictures. [Celebitchy]

• Jennifer Aniston may be "past the point of responding" to rumors, but we're not past perpetuating them. Maybe she and Vince are engaged. So there. [JustJared]

• Eminem is set to star in a remake of Have Gun, Will Travel, set in modern times. He had to come back to work sometime, constant divorces can get pricey. [Popwatch]

• Happy 60th Birthday, Donald Trump! You're now old and tottering enough that people will let you cheat at golf. [TMZ]

• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Hollywood's most affectionate couple. See, the acting really has paid off! [A Socialite's Life]

• Just moments after those last paparazzi photos of Lohan I posted, she apparently flipped her shit. Who doesn't care now, bitch? [Hollywood Grind]