• Get off their lawn, kids. [JustJared]

• Listen guys, Travis Barker really didn't want to have to tell everyone in the wolrd this, but he was totally forced, and, well, Shanna is a lying cheating whorebag. Oh, and a horrible mother. [US Weekly]

• Nick Lachey thinks people's fascination with his life is "surreal," ya know, cause it's not like he had anything to do with the public knowing what goes on with his everyday shit. [A Socialite's Life]

• Victoria Beckham might be pregnant again, meaning she may double her body weight in the next eight months. [DListed]

• Waiting a year to have sex is important to Alicia Keys, especially when, after all that time, she still refers to it as being "violated." [WWTDD]

• Little did you know that Cory Haim barters using only punches in the mouth these days. [Junkiness]

• Nicole Richie carried around that prop pizza all day, and apparently it left her with little time to fix that camel toe situation. [BWE]

• No more weddings, Pam and Kid are settling down in Malibu. Which is good, because I'm not sure Pam would be let on a plane with those things these days. [Teddy & Moo]