• How much would you pay/have to be paid to kiss Axl Rose on the cheek? Rosario Dawson would slip him some tongue for a little publicity. [DListed]

• Pamela Anderson can wear short shorts all she wants, but I can't stop trying to figure out what is nestled in her chest. [Hollywood Rag]

• Tom Hank's hair has deserved grades from A to F throughout the years, but a C for Da Vinci Code? Sounds like grade inflation to me. [The Jay]

• Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman had a bit of a "racist incident" on a British radio show. Thankfully Halle wasn't actually in the studio to tear the wrongful DJ a new one. [Just Jared]

• Quentin Tarantino proves once and for all that he has the worst taste in women by choosing Fergie as his new muse. Sorry, did I say women, I meant the ambiguously gendered. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]