• Nick and Vanessa at a Knicks game, laughing, wearing sweaters and drinking plastic cups of domestic beer. These pictures are so American they could be the new flag. [PopSugar]

• Don't look Ms. Miller in the eye when you give her your free shit. [NYP]

• Unfortunately, yet another vehicular manslaughter. [TMZ]

• I think this means that Brandon Davis has a small penis. I'm not good with the "blind item" things. [NYDN]

• Take a pic of Diddy and he'll "spend the rest of his life hunting you down." Or, he'll run away and have his bodyguard do it. [Jossip]

• Josh Hartnett's so overcome with grief after breaking up with Scarlett that his only refuge is getting blown in bar bathrooms. [ASL]

• Victoria Beckham is starting a clothing line aimed at "curvy" women. She's also placing a ban on size zero models promoting her clothing. I respect what she's doing. That being said, isn't this like Michael Kors banning gay men from his shows? [SNO]