• Federline's throat slashed for some artsy pics. Uh oh! He's working with artists who consider him misunderstood. Did somebody say comeback? [PITNB]
• Beyonce's dancers need to unionize. Somebody teach them about Hoffa. [IDLYITW]
• Oksana Baiul looking like Chernobyl. Get it? Disaster.[IBBB]
• Justin was crying because he was so stoned. I thought you just got hungry, not weepy. [PopSugar]
• Everyone's going crazy about Jessica's brown hair. Cool it. It's just hair.[Egotastic]
• If you're ugly, get Photoshop. [TG]
• Eva Longoria's bummed she has to pay for stuff. Next time, ask Winona how it's done. [HR]
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Congrats to MollyGood…I saw an article blurb for the La Lohan "Be Adequite" or however she spells it t-shirt in the Post Express today. That's good press :)
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That is gross!
How does Oksana Baiul go from looking totally ripped to totally fat in a nanosecond? One (hyphenated) word: granny-panties.
This Kevin Federline photo is very Passion of the Christ to me, I'm not sure why.
OMG they killed Sawyer?!?!? He was the best character on that damn show.
jessica looks horrifying in those pictures. like she's gonna eat some babies
Angela,
Wha? You're talking about LOST right? Crap, I'm overseas and they are still showing season 2! They better not kill that guy! He's the hottest thing on that island. Kill Jack, he's pretentious as all hell.
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Yeah, don't worry, I didn't give anything away, just thought K-Fed looked like Sawyer in that pic. That picture reeks of "The Others" though, right?
Is it possible for Jessica Simpson to close her mouth?
B,
I believe the fact that she DOESN'T ever close her mouth is what draws the men folk to her….ZING!
Cord. I love you but Jessica's hair is Red, Make that Orange and it's HIDEOUS. She looks like an Oompa Loompa - and although we are all entitled to our own opinion I'd like to think we ALL are ARE NOT color blind and can agree that her hair is not BROWN but that she did attempt to color it red.
An Oompa Loompa with rabies.
Leave my honey-girl Jessica alone. She is off the scales with sexy. Love the new hair.
Oh, and Vadge? Or should I say Perez, maybe? You should try some Vadge, you might like it.
Is it me, or did Oksana take a cue from Sienna Miller's black granny panties with black tights? This is a fashion trend I could really do without. Unless maybe it's like Tara Reid wearing it with her "I'm normal" smile. That would just be funny.
Does Jessica not know how to breathe through her nose?
that's what happens when u make out with john mayer's mush face. sloppity floppity mouths on both of them.
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