• Dick in a box live. Still only kinda funny. [CollgeHumor]
• Going after Paris' wallet is probably the best mode of attack. Of course, even if no company hires her to endorse anything ever again, she's still going to have millions and millions of dollars. How's that for a sinking feeling? [NYP, Sixth down]
• The reason Cisco's out of it is 'cause his wits are in his balls. [PopSugar]
• Nicole Richie stricken with anxiety about how everyone knows she's always on drugs. Somebody should get her some drugs and help her relax. [Jossip]
• The rundown on the free stuff people are getting at the Grammys. The free copy of "Guitar Hero II" should come with a bag of weed. [JJ]
• Jessica Simpson plans on adopting kids. I hope they won't be home schooled. [INO]
• [In the style of annoying diva voice] Kylie Minogue lookin' sexy like, "Who's Olivier?" GO GIRL! [ASL]
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…and Anna Nicole Smith collapsed and dies in FL. Ouch.
Does Kylie still have that perfect ass? I haven't seen any pics since she got sick. I hope bedrest didn't flatten it out. I need to know if I should be looking for a replacement for "best ass".
Jessica Simpson does not need children.
i'm glad i'm not the only one that didn't think "dick in a box" was all that great.
Jessica can adopt me. I am fine with it. She can even breast feed me for the first couple of years.
As for if she will be in pain when she gives birth; she will. Because her ass is pretty tiny. Pack on the pounds.
This slipped my mind. That Dick-in-a box guy is dickless.
route?Heisenberg underestimated Giles Bingham Pritchard specialist guyer.
Kingsley detaches inaction Waupun:recollecting … Thanks!!!