• Matthew McConaughey was again spotted being that "groovy" character from Dazed and Confused. [PopSugar]
• Renée Zellweger is dating—wait for it—LUKE PERRY! [NYPP6]
• Naomi Campbell is going to have to attend anger management classes for hitting the help. Donald Trump doesn't see what the big deal is. [AP]
• "You Know It’s Bad When People Think You’re a Bigger Mess Than Paris Hilton." [DListed]
• Jamie Foxx was caught dropping N-bombs at a comedy club à la Michael Richards, but these were the harmless ones with an "a" at the end, not an "e-r." [NYDN]
• The Jolie-Pitt clan is moving to New Orleans so they can finally live out their dreams of constantly be in a nightmarish, surreal war zone. [Us]
• Rapper The Game has challenged David Beckham to a fight upon his arrival in LA. I just checked and Beckham's still too rich and handsome to give a fuck. [AngryApe]
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hey, not nice calling our city a war zone. leave us alone. we've been fucked enough in the past two years.
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