• Rosie's response to the Anna Nicole madness in the style of ee cummings. [IDLYITW]

• Paris weeping and buying edible undies. Rock bottom. [INO]

• Kate Moss jealous of Lily Allen like she should be. [TheBosh]

• Jossip taking the high road. [Jossip]

• What do you call a mix of Color Me Badd, N'Sync, 98 Degrees and LFO? They're calling it Sureshot. I'm calling it rehashed garbage. (PS I just listed those groups in order from good to bad. "I Wanna Sex You Up" is what put them over the top.) [Buzznet]

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Me: Carmen Electra's dating Joan Jett?
David (without looking at me): Publicity stunt. [HR]

• Royalty putting his crown in the ring. Seriously, outta left field. [IHT]

• Petra Nemcova starring in a "grittier" modeling reality show. Ooooooooh! If they want a "gritty" modeling show all they need is a few vodka drinks, Naomi Campbell, a meek assistant and a video camera. Shit will get fairly gritty. [HT]