• WebJunk has a pretty thorough grouping of internet celebs for some VH1 contest and, while it does include hits like Star Wars Kid, this amazing li'l guy and the leprechaun in Alabama, someone was completely remiss in leaving out Afro Ninja. So, I've included it above. [WebJunk]
• If you've just accidentally swallowed some poison and you're having trouble inducing vomiting, you should know that there's definitely a video tape out there of Brandy's little brother urinating on Paris Hilton's best friend, and somehow OJ Simpson is involved. That should help you puke. [TMZ]
• It seems like everyone's more angry about the Grey's Anatomy gay bashing thing than the gay who was bashed. [Jossip]
• Pink's dog drowned. Creepy that someone knows this. [SplashNews]
• Howard Stern (the sad, Anna-Nicole-lapdog one) gave Smith's son the drugs that killed him. Of course, with a mother like Anna Nicole, the poor kid's soul was probably already gone. [INO]
• I guess Brit's not preggo, just bloated and nauseous. [Us]
• Demi's not the only cradle robber. Bruce Willis is proving two can play that game. [PopSugar]
Editor
The Afro Ninja video is one of the best (unintentional) short comedies in recorded history! From the set up, with the dismissive kung fu master snort, to the wobble upon getting up complete with nunchuck flailing, to 'Yeah, I'm alright'..
Class.