• Dueling widows (cue the banjos). Howard wins for black on black on black. [People]
• Not kosher, Anna Nicole. [TMZ]
• Sexy Avril Lavigne is like carefree Osama. [Egotastic]
• Jodie Foster's whale tail. You read that right. I thought she was better than this. [ICYDK]
• Philip Bloch proving stylists don't know shit. [Jossip]
• The Olsens have designed a $175 shirt for Barney's. Sources tell MollyGood that this a secret government Stupid Test and that if you buy it they sterilize you. [Us]
• John Galliano has bottled the true essence of his pirate mustache. [ASL]
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I forgive the whale tail coming from Jodie. And those kids are SO cute. They look just like her.
Widows are women. Howard is a widower.
I like The Olsen twins because they aren't the sex kittens everyone had hoped they would be. They are edgy, and it's cool that they have distanced themselves from their former cutesy image.
Methinks that Howard K. Stern may possibly be GAY?!
lets see what could he be thinking? could it be, damn ill be screwed as soon as everyone finds out what I know, that the baby has more chance of being mine, than Anna likelyhood of passing of natural causes! oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!