• Nicole's just hypoglycemic, guys. I don't buy it for a minute, but that publicist just earned his bonus for using his BlackBerry to google "tired +weak +dizzy -anorexia" just in the nick of time. [PopSugar]
• I thought criminals couldn't profit off their crimes? [DListed]
• Katie Holmes is just figuring out Tom's controlling. Tom says it's too late, because on his planet, weddings make her his property until the rapture of 2135, when all will obtain clarity. [INO]
• Jenna and her ex are battling on MySpace. His opening jab: "PREACH ON BITCH Blah Blah Blah…" And the wit continues. [ICYDK]
• TRL is now Total Request Taped. Hopefully soon it will be Total Request Gone. And then we'll have Total Request Forgotten. [Jossip]
• Vivica A. Fox was arrested for a DUI, after the new season of Dancing With the Stars reminded her of all the glory that might have been. [TMZ]
• Alright, now she's gotta cop to the tape, but Kim insists there was still no peeing. [CW]
• Isaac Brock starting early with the antics. Sorry Isaac, Iggy Pop made cutting oneself not shocking. [ONTD]
Editor
Why is the skinniest woman alive wearing a mumu for the love of all things holy?
To hide the fact that she is the skinniest woman alive.
WTF is Nicole wearing? Is she at least naked under it?
Self-mutilation isn't an antic - it's a product of depression. I saw it first hand when I was dating a guy about 8 years ago. Unfortunately, more than once. It's really terrifying, esp. when the person holding the knife outweighs you by 100 lbs. He finally found peace thanks to Paxil and a good psychiatrist, but we both bear scars from that period in his life. I've mostly forgotten about it (until I see stuff like this), but I imagine it still haunts him when he looks in the mirror at the 5 or 6 three inch scars all over his chest.
Um…hypoglycemia happens when YOU DON'T EAT. For crying out loud if she ate more than a damn tic tac she'd be fine.
I'm actually more amazed by Paris's outfit, simply because I've never seen her look like a stuffed sausage before.